Following yesterday’s shit-show in Washington I’ve realized that I need to implement a new plan to deal with what’s coming down. After checking with my various advisors (including my orthodox son-in-law) and reading Michael Moore’s advice I realized I needed another approach. So to keep it simple here’s my plan:
- Yesterday I headed over to Costco and bought enough whiskey to last for four years. Right now there are several barrels stacked up in my den.
- I have moved our card table to the center of the den and I have covered it with a bedspread that reaches to the floor. This is my fort. For the next four years you can find me in my fort. I will be in my pajamas and I have a long straw. Those of you wishing to visit me can come on by. Don’t worry I have an extra straw.
Note: Before I head into my fort I’ll be in the streets today marching with the women (if I can figure out what to wear). It probably won’t be the last time.